Sign over a Gynecologists' Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
In a Podiatrists' office:
"Time wounds all heels."
On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
At an Optometrists' Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place."
On a Plumbers' truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
On another Plumbers' truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip.
Call your plumber."
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
"Invite us to your next blowout."
At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg.
We want tows."
On an Electricians' truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car
payment!"
Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
In a Veterinarians' waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
At the Electric Company:
"We would be de-lighted if you send
in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be."
In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry;
come on in and get fed up."
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank heaven for little grills."
And don't forget the sign at a
CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:
"Best place in town to take a leak."
Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution:
This Truck is full of Political Promises!"