Has anyone ever been.....

[lvdkeyes]

I have been to a lot of places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently you can't go alone.....you have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there. I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport..... you have to be driven there. I have made several trips, thanks to my friends and family. I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump and I'm not much on physical activity!

[Gaybutton]

"Fine and dandy. I've been fine. I've been dandy. But I've never been both of those at the same time. Calm, cool, and collected. I've been calm. I've been cool. I've never been collected."
- George Carlin


Moe: "Search every nook and cranny."
Larry: "What's a cranny?"
- The Three Stooges