The Great Turkey Auction

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The Great Turkey Auction

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Bidding for Butterball will begin at 5000 baht, bids by P.M. only......Make America Great Again :!:
This Turkey can stand alone(almost) it does not need support from: Bruce Spingsteen, Bon Jovi, J.Z. Lady Gaga or anyone else! It has a nice breast and ass.

F.Y.I. Begging will not influence the process.
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Whatever you're drinking, send a case of it to me, willya?
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Gaybutton wrote:Whatever you're drinking, send a case of it to me, willya?
Serious bids only :!:
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Sorry Smiles, pickup within Pattaya only.
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Well, well...the bid is now at 5250 and that includes a slightly dented can of whole cranberry sauce!!!
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Some people will argue that fresh is better than frozen, but fresh is not without danger.

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Your unbrideled anticipation has not been lost on me, hence the final bids can be given till 9PM Thai time, once again foreign bids cannot be honored!
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SOLD! BUYER WISHES TO REMAIN ANNOYMOUS.....Price same as last bid...Happy Thanksgiving.
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Undaunted wrote:Sorry Smiles, pickup within Pattaya only.
Yuk!! Who eats turkey anyway? How charmingly bourgeois.
Besides, Canadians quietly celebrate Thanksgiving on the second Monday in October ... where we eat beaver.

However, by the end of this particular day you might well be eating crow ... a much more tender meat.
(On the other hand, I might be chowing down on some cold crow myself if that fucker wins :oops: )
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