Kim Jong Un dead (?)

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At the time of this post I have seen two reports that Kim Jong Un has been killed by a suicide bomber. So far I have seen nothing on any major media networks. I checked Al Jazeera, BBC, CNN, CBS, NBC, ABC, FOX, and the Bangkok Post. I found nothing at all, not even a mention. I would have thought if there is any truth to this, it would be all over the news by now. At this point I would say this is definitely unconfirmed.

Nevertheless, here is one of the reports:
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North Korean Leader Kim Jong-un Dead After Apparent Suicide Attack

By East Asia Tribune
June 16, 2016

A report filed by North Korean state media earlier today announced that Kim Jong-un, chairman of the Worker’s Party of Korea and supreme leader of the DPRK, was killed in an explosion in Pyongyang which was believed to have been carried out by a female suicide bomber. Few details have been confirmed by North Korea’s state-owned media outlets, and the lack of foreign journalists based in Pyongyang makes corroborating the story hard. However, at this point the following facts have been revealed by KCTV (조선중앙텔레비죤):

The attack on Kim Jong-un was carried out at around 14:00 local time in the Potonggang District of Pyongyang. Mr Kim was attending the commemoration of a new state built on the banks of the Potong River when a female spectator burst past security barricades and sprinted in his direction. Mr Kim’s bodyguards drew their weapons, but before they had a chance to fire upon the female, she detonated a device which is believed to be a suicide belt. The ensuing blast seriously wounded Mr Kim, and despite being rushed to a nearby hospital he was pronounced dead on arrival. State media has been completely silent on the topic of who among the DPRK’s remaining leadership may succeed Mr Kim, who held the post of supreme leader after his father, Kim Jong-il, passed away in late 2011. There exists a power vacuum among North Korea’s elite, with the younger Kim conducting a series of purges aimed at consolidating his power in recent times. Foreign media outlets have speculated that Kim’s sister, Ms Kim Yo-jung, who currently holds the position of deputy director of the Korean Worker’s Party, is a leading candidate. “Some analysts claim that during Kim Jong-Un’s lengthy absence from the public eye in 2014, that she may have been running the country.”

The identity of the female suicide bomber remains a mystery, and few details have emerged that shed any light on her identity. Witnesses to the blast were interviewed on Korean state media but were mostly too consumed by grief to share any useful information. One exception was a younger North Korean man who was interviewed, who reported that the female bomber was ‘exceptionally beautiful’. “She had half the men in the crowd watching her,” he commented, before his interview was abruptly terminated by KCTV.

http://www.eastasiatribune.com/north-as ... de-attack/

[Gaybutton]

It took a couple moments of checking the source of the article to realize it's a fake news hoax site. Oh well, the Dear Leader lives on . . .

Apparently the author of the second article I saw also fell for the hoax.

[Captain Kirk]

Apparently the author of the second article I saw also fell for the hoax.

Shame really. Let's hope they get to re-use the article in quick time.

[Jun]

Apparently the author of the second article I saw also fell for the hoax.

Shame really. Let's hope they get to re-use the article in quick time.

Exactly.
Whilst ideally he would have the most slow and painful death possible, I would like to hope one of his cronies could at least rise to shooting him.

[painai2]

If that actually did happen, you can be assured it would be all over the news. That would be the headline of the day everywhere.