Prague report

[a447]

The Escape Bar is named after those potential customers who fled the premises after seeing the prices.

It's very...well...classy. Its target market is the trendy and spendy and its aim is to drag sleaze upmarket. The interior is decked out in black and gold. The lighting is subdued and there are niches built into the wall displaying expensive champagne. One could be mistaken for thinking they were in a gentlemens club in Monaco.

There is a central stage but all the tables in front are reserved for VIPs. I asked if I could sit down, as they were all unoccupied. Yes, I could, but the minimum spend was 5000 crowns (US$200). As I only intended to drink beer (US$3:70) it was out of the question. Mind you, if I switched to drinking cocktails or opened a bottle of champagne it wouldn't take long to reach 5000 crowns.

So I shifted to one of the side tables. Unfortunately, there are two large pillars which obstruct the view of the stage.

There were 12 guys and 3 customers when I arrived at 10pm. Eleven guys were very handsome and 3 were absolute stunners, straight out of a Belami porn movie. All the boys are slim and masculine with great bodies. Two are muscle guys. They are in their twenties. They all wore shorts, apart from one who approached me at my table. He was half Czech, half Turkish and was wearing underpants.

"You like a big cock?"
"Yeah, sort of."
"I have 23.5 centimetres. I'm top only. When customers see my cock they all want me to fuck them."

He saw my eyes focusing on his very small package.

"He's sleeping now but you'll see him later in the show."

Mmmm....I'll pencil him in.

Unlike in the Thai gogo bars, the boys don't just stand around; they actually dance on the stage or stand on the sofas and wiggle their butts.

There are numerous shows during the evening. The first was the Cream Show. Two boys appeared butt naked and squirted each other with cream, which they licked off each other's body. They then moved into the audience, which by now had swelled to around 20, and asked if we'd like to have a go.

After the show a number of boys stripped and ran around the bar. Is there anything more enticing than a long, fat soft cock with a beautiful foreskin dangling in front of you?

Then the Oil show started. Three naked guys rubbing oil over each other and rolling around on the stage. They don't tie condoms around the base of their cocks, so they are only semi -hard.

A guy approached me and asked if he could sit down. Sure, no problem. His name was Dennis. He ordered a soft drink and we started chatting. That's was no pressure to off him, although, of course, that's the whole idea.

I was silly enough not to do my research before I went to the bar, and had no idea how the tipping system worked out what the going rate was for some fun. I soon found out.

To take him to the private room out back for sucking, kissing and wanking fun would cost 300 crowns (US$12) for the room and his fee for 10 minutes in the room was 5000 crowns ($205). An hour with him in the hotel room would be 1000 crowns ($41) off fee, plus his fee of 200 euros ($224).

Gulp!

WTF?? Where does he think he is? New York? Paris? London?

Before I could give him my answer - a definite no! - he got up to appear in the sex show. Three boys sucking and fooling around with each other. Mr 23.5 centimetres then leant up against a pillar and started furiously jacking off. The first real hard-on of the night. And no, he wasn't lying. One of the boys then put on a large plastic face mask - like a welder's mask - and Mr 23.5 came all over it. Mmmm...I won't be taking him tonight afterall.

Then all the guys appeared naked on the stage and invited customers to come and dance with them. The guy who had been sitting with me and had just finished sucking cock in the show came over and dragged me up to dance with him. I got a quick feel of his long, soft cock but I spent most of the dance with my hands firmly planted on his beautiful butt. I wasn't sure if it was appropriate to grope him as I would have done in Thailand.

He went off to the toilet and I went up to one of the customers to find out how much I should tip the boy for sitting with me. Apparently, if you buy them a drink - my guy had 2, including an
expensive cocktail - you don't have to tip them. As for the prices, halve them. 100 Euros for an hour back at the hotel is acceptable, more if fucking is involved. That's more like it. Although I think you'd pay the higher price if you offed one of the stunners - but they were snapped up very quickly by what appeared to be regular customers.

So tonight I'll get there early and see if I can grab a stunner for myself before they're all gone.

[atri1666]

I was there a regular customer when i was younger but we went there later and the Prices are dropping in the night. I had some stunners for 2000 Kcs in my Hotel. Now in Prague i prefer Labyrinth Sauna and gayromeo to get my fun. Never pay more than 1500 KCS. Near main Station is Club Temple. Many years it was my place for young men.

[Jun]

I gave up on escape after a couple of visits. Too many big hunky blokes with higher expectations for their payment, although I presume they are trying their luck with the figures you were quoted.

Never pay more than 1500 KCS. Near main Station is Club Temple. Many years it was my place for young men.

I'm more likely to find a suitable boy in Club Temple, so that's the place I would go to. Rarely any shows here.
My last visit was a couple of years ago. I was asked for 2000 & negotiated it down to 1500. Back in the hotel, his attitude was quite poor which detracted from the whole experience.
Then to cap it all, at the end, he insists on 2000. No way! Not after such a poor effort.
Anyhow, I had to physically eject him from the room. That was quite a struggle. Eventually, he accused me of hitting him and threatened to call the police.
I said "go on then". At which point he finally realised the game was up and left with his 1500.
Unfortunately, my bedroom door got latched shut during this scuffle, so wearing only a towel, I had to cross the road to hotel reception to get another keycard.

I'm in no hurry to go back, although it must be said Prague has one of the largest GayRomeo Escorts selections anywhere.

[a447]

Yes, heaps of escorts! I've just ordered one. He's coming over in 30 minutes. I hope I can give him a good report card. He's charging 2000 crowns and has lots of positive comments in his guest book.

[a447]

I walked out the hotel and there he was. I was feeling a bit nervous and uncomfortable, as this was a new experience. What if he turned out to be a dud? What happens if we get to the room and we don't click?

But not too worry. He walked up to me with a big smile and shook my hand. We started chatting and immediately he put me at ease.

We went up to the room and chatted for a while over a beer. What a lovely guy! Just as the comments on his guest book said.

He's slim, 27 and works as a nurse during the day. His name on Gayromeo is naughtynickname.

Time to get down to business. He stripped off to reveal a big fat cock. We jumped onto the bed and he started passionately kissing me before moving down to give me a blowjob. He's a pro, so knew every technique in the book. We then 69'd for a while before I had to decide whether or not he should fuck me. Discretion being the better part of valour, I decided against it . I was more than happy to just continue what we were doing. We got into my favourite 69 position - him on top - so I could finger his hole, play with his beautiful big balls and nibble on his ample foreskin. Talk about multi -tasking!

I was about to cum, so I rolled him over on his back to jerk him off. His cumshot was a little disappointing, but then he told me he had jacked off twice already today. He went down on me again and finished me off.

And that was that. Wow! This guy is a consummate pro. My head was spinning. What a start to the evening! He's coming over again tonight at 7 for a repeat performance.

After a bite to eat I headed off to Escape. It was now 10:30 and I was the only customer. I sat at the bar and ordered a drink. I turned around and there he was - the bar superstar, sitting one bar stool away! He looked at me and smiled. OMG!! Then he came and sat right next to me. He is simply gorgeous. I didn't know what to say. My heart was about to burst out of my chest and my cock was trying to open the zipper of my jeans. He was wearing shorts made of thin cotton and was sitting with his legs apart , his massive bulge on full display.

He was mine! All mine! I decided to move to one of the reserved tables over in the corner and order a bottle of champagne. It was dark there so we had a chance to...err...get to know each other. This was the luckiest day of my life - I was going to have sex with a pornstar!!

A boy came over and whispered something in his ear.

"Sorry. I have to go. Nice to meet you."

WTF?? Wait! Please!!!! Don't go!

Alas, the last I saw of him was his beautiful butt as he made his way over to a VIP table. It was the same two guys who were in the previous night - a middle-aged German and a handsome guy in his twenties. They had monopolised the stunners last night, and were at it again. Apparently, they are regular customers and take out two or three guys every night.

I sat forlorn at the bar and I actually felt tears welling up in my eyes. My dream had become my worst nightmare. I can see how some things turn people to drink. I ordered a large beer.

Then Dennis, the guy I sat with the previous night, came over. I told him I wanted to sit alone.

"Wait. I'll introduce you to my friend."
'Whatever."

He came back with his friend in tow. I almost fell off my chair! Where the fuck did he come from?? Yet another stunning beautiful guy. What a smile! What a body! He sat right up against me and smiled as I rubbed my hand up and down his back and over his shoulders. Such smooth, soft skin. He put my finger on his abs so I could count his six-pack. "I have number 7 muscle here," he said, pointing to his cock. That was my invitation to have a furtive feel.

They have shows all through the night and now it was his turn to appear on stage, so he excused himself and went backstage to change. He was doing a strip show. It wasn't really all that good, but I did get a quick look at his cock as he dropped his jocks at the end.

He came back and we continued talking. He told me he was from a small village and he'd come to Prague with his friend to seek shame and fortune as an escort. I was very surprised when he told me he was only 18. He had a very cute, fresh babyface and did look quite young, but I thought he was at least twenty. I'm not into having sex with 18 year olds, but I was more than willing to make an exception in his case.

A boy came over with a present from a customer for him. It was a pair of Calvin Klein briefs. He went away and put them on and then came back and told me he was just going over to thank the customer.

That was the last I saw of him . You guessed it - it was those bastards at the VIP table! I was devastated. Two times in one night! I give up. I can't compete. Even if I got a VIP table, the boys would always be at the beck and call of the regulars. They take precedence. I'm just another fly in fly out tourist who they'll probably never see again. You can't really blame them.

The naked dance show began. One guy who was smiling at me the previous night came over and invited me to dance. He pulled me close into his body and pushed his rather smallish cock into my leg. Suddenly, I felt him getting hard. He put my hands on his butt and whispered to me that he was a bottom and one of only two gay guys in the club. What he lacks in cock he makes up for with two large low-hanging balls, which he encouraged me to fondle.

No sooner had we sat down than he was up again to take part in yet another show. This place is wall to wall cock. If you joined all the cocks together they'd reach to the moon and back. Twice.

It was now 1:30. The sex show began. Three guys, including Mr 23.5 centimetres, who would be jacking off again. One guy lay down and he stood over him and came on his stomach. He in turn then lay down and another guy jacked off and came all over him.

Then, like they do in Thailand, they wander amongst the audience soliciting tips. I was going to tip 100 crowns but only had 1000 crown notes. They took the note and rummaged through the hat for change. They gave me 600 crowns. A $16 tip?? Er, I don't think so!

Time to leave. Of course, the guy I was with wanted to go with me but somehow I wasn't in the mood. I tipped him, paid the substantial drinks bill and left.

Maybe tonight.

[Jun]

If you get outbid in Escape, how about a visit to Club Temple instead ?

[a447]

Yeah, I thought about it but I've only read negative things about it. Also, it's a bit far to walk. Escape is right next door. And besides, I doubt they'd have any really attractive guys like Escape. Some of these guys have to be seen to be believed.

It would seem that all the stunners are the sole preserve of the regular VIPs so my only hope of snapping one up is if none of the VIPs come to the bar. But the VIP area is packed every night. So unfortunately, I don't even have the chance to put in a bid. I'd be willing to pay whatever the price requested to have the guy who sat down next to me last night in my bed. Even if I offered 5, 6 or even 700 euros, he still wouldn't desert his regulars. They are a steady source of income for him whereas I'll be gone by the weekend.

I'm willing to pay whatever it takes to have sex with a real pornstar. I'd then go out and buy up all of his movies and relive my experience with him every time I watched a movie. And I could boast to my friends. Guess what! I've actually fucked that guy! Honestly, I did! Talk about one-upmanship....lol

But it's not as though I'm going without sex. I just finished my second session with the guy from Gayromeo. One and a half hours and he fucked me - all for 2000 crowns. Everyone else seems to charge more for fucking. I've paid more for a plumber to fix my tap and it was nowhere near as much fun.

[Gaybutton]

all for 2000 crowns.

What is the crowns to US dollars exchange rate?

[a447]

100 crowns = US$4.14, so 2000 is about $83.

[a447]

I get the distinct feeling the owner of Escape has visited Thailand and picked up a few ideas. The Cream show and the Oil show, for example, could have come straight out of a Soi Twilight bar. There is no big cock show but they have a couple of All Boys Naked On Stage shows during the night.

Last night was a real fizzer. The German VIPS had already grabbed the most attractive guys and that's are only 5 left. The others may have had the night off.

I sat at the bar next to a guy from Seattle. He was travelling around Europe.

"How long are you staying in Prague?" I asked.
"Just one night. Tomorrow I'm off to London for two nights and then three days in Paris. I like to stay in a city for a while to get a good feel of it."

WTF??

A rentboy I hadn't seen before came over and hugged him. He was tall and very masculine but I didn't find him attractive. The guy from Seattle told me he had a session with him in the private room earlier on. He spent US$6 a minute to play with him and give him a blowjob.

"Did he get hard?"
"No. I found that a little disappointing."

What?? You were disappointed? Fuck, I'd be furious if I'd paid that money and the guy couldn't get it up. That's their job!

The guy then pressured me into taking him into the room. I politely declined.

I stayed for the live sex show. A reserved table right next to the action had its "reserved" sign removed so I took a seat. Dennis walked out and was joined by one of the gorgeous guys sitting with the VIPs.

But the show itself was disappointing. No jerk off tonight, just the guys sucking each other's limp cock.

The highlight of the night was when they came around soliciting tips and I got a good feel of the stunner's equipment. Lovely! Dennis came back and say at the bar but of course, the guy I was really interested in went back to the VIP table, never to be seen again.

I wish these guys would just fuck off back to Germany and give the rest of us a go. However, I do owe them a a very big "thank you." By grabbing that guy from me the other night they saved me from buying a bottle of champagne. I didn't bother to look at the price but it turns out they charge US$2000 a bottle!!!!