texting for geezers

[mahjongguy]

From The New Yorker:

NSR = Need some roughage

TXT L8R = Can’t find reading glasses

WWIS = What was I saying?

3dickPM = Read three detective novels this afternoon

X2EZ = Crossword puzzle too easy

WSWS = Wearing socks with sandals

RxV-->BW = Got Viagra prescription, just need Barry White cassettes

TN2WMP = Trying not to wet my pants

PNP = Peeing in pants