In another thread, penis nicknames have been mentioned. Thought it might be fun to see what the world has to say.
Texas = johnson
Alabama = tally wacker
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penis nicknames
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dramaqueen
Re: penis nicknames
Since 12, you were a late bloomerTheCornerBar wrote:In another thread, penis nicknames have been mentioned. Thought it might be fun to see what the world has to say.
Texas = johnson
Alabama = tally wacker
my best friend since I was 12
Add yours to the list
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lvdkeyes
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Re: penis nicknames
dick, peter, rod, dong, cock, schlong, schwanz, willie are a few that come to mind.
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Grimmy
Re: penis nicknames
Here are some (quite a few) alternative names for the penis.
blue-veined junket pumper
boner
cock
dick
ding dong
dipstick
dong
dork
doughnut holder
firm worm
free willy
goober
hairy bagpipes
hang down
hard on
John Thomas
joy stick
knob
love muscle
love stick
love truncheon
male organ
meat
meat whistle
member
organic dildo
ol' one-eye
one-eyed trouser snake
pecker
pee-pee
pee stick
percy
peter
piece of pork
pink oboe
pole
pork sword
prick
purple-headed trouser snake
pussy plunger
rod
root
salty dog
schlong
skin flute
spunk stick
stiffy
throbber
throbbing python of love
tool
trouser trout
wanker
wee-wee
weiner
weinie
wife's best friend
willy
woody
(from http://justin.justnet.com.au/rudestuff/ ... s.html)
blue-veined junket pumper
boner
cock
dick
ding dong
dipstick
dong
dork
doughnut holder
firm worm
free willy
goober
hairy bagpipes
hang down
hard on
John Thomas
joy stick
knob
love muscle
love stick
love truncheon
male organ
meat
meat whistle
member
organic dildo
ol' one-eye
one-eyed trouser snake
pecker
pee-pee
pee stick
percy
peter
piece of pork
pink oboe
pole
pork sword
prick
purple-headed trouser snake
pussy plunger
rod
root
salty dog
schlong
skin flute
spunk stick
stiffy
throbber
throbbing python of love
tool
trouser trout
wanker
wee-wee
weiner
weinie
wife's best friend
willy
woody
(from http://justin.justnet.com.au/rudestuff/ ... s.html)
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lvdkeyes
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Re: penis nicknames
Some of what grimmy listed are not names for penises, but rather terms used for erections.
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Grimmy
Re: penis nicknames
Can you have an erection without a penis? Isn't the very mention of erection indicative of the penis? Really...what good would a penis be without an erection?lvdkeyes wrote:Some of what grimmy listed are not names for penises, but rather terms used for erections.
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What worries me is at my age, I soon may be able to answer that question . . .Grimmy wrote:Really...what good would a penis be without an erection?
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Granted you can't have an erection without a penis, but you certainly can have a penis without an erection. Believe it or not a penis does have another function besides sex.Grimmy wrote:Can you have an erection without a penis? Isn't the very mention of erection indicative of the penis? Really...what good would a penis be without an erection?lvdkeyes wrote:Some of what grimmy listed are not names for penises, but rather terms used for erections.
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Grimmy
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IT DOES?lvdkeyes wrote:Believe it or not a penis does have another function besides sex.
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