Gay Jokes-Time for a laugh,do you have any?

[ajarn2]

How do you fit 4 gays on a barstool ?

[Gaybutton]

Turn it upside down.

Now mine:

4 gays are in a swimming pool. One of them sees a condom floating on the surface. He puts his hands on his hips, purses his lips, and says, "All right! Who farted?"

[steveHadders]

Bought my boyfriend a G String for Halloween
Romantic evening? No I wanted him to get a better grip on the broomstick!

[lvdkeyes]

Two gay guys walking down the street came upon a dog that was licking his balls. One guy said to the other, "Gee, I wish I could do that." The other said, "Go ahead, he doesn't look vicious to me."

[Bob]

Probably offending somebody but what the hell....

Two guys, Jim and Sean, were recently married and, during a moment in the honeymoon bed, Jim announced: "One of us needs to go to work to pay our expenses and I'm going to go out and do that starting tomorrow." When Jim awoke the next morning, he saw that Sean was already out of bed and, following the noise, Jim found Sean in the kitchen (Sean was leaning against a counter and masturbating into a paper bag). "What the hell are you doing, Sean?" Jim said. Sean replied: "Well, if you're going to go out and earn us a living, I thought the least I could do is get up and pack your lunch."

[ajarn2]

ohhhhhhh LOL .......disgusting Bob......but good !!!!!!!!

[Gaybutton]

Two gay friends are walking down the street. One sees his gay lover coming out of a florist shop, carrying a dozen roses. He says, "Damn! I wish he didn't do that. I know they're for me."
His friend says, "What are you talking about? I'd be delighted if my boyfriend brought home a dozen roses for me."
"Yes, but now he's going to expect me to keep my legs spread and my butt up in the air for the next two weeks."
His friend says, "Well, why don't you buy a vase?"

[lvdkeyes]

Why do so many gay men wear mustaches?


To hide the stretch marks.

[bao-bao]

Q: What does a lesbian take along on the second date?
A: A U-Haul truck

Q: What does a gay man take along on the second date?
A: What second date?

[gcboyz]

two condoms were walking past a gay bar. one turned to the other and said. "how about we go in there and get shit faced"