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#1 Would you like a whiter penis?

Postby Gaybutton » Fri Jan 05, 2018 4:21 am

At first I thought this story has to be a joke - a hoax. Apparently it isn't. And it's not even April 1 yet.

I'd love to know who came up with this idea in the first place. How do you even ask for that? And why would you want it?

Can you imagine the ads for it? How would you like to be the advertising man who has to come up with an ad that works? "Out in the sun too long when nude sunbathing? Have we got a solution for YOU."

And whatsa matter with those skin whitening creams, so popular in Thailand? Don't those work?

Suppose you'd like a darker penis or perhaps a striped penis? Maybe multi-colored? Don't worry, the technology is probably just around the corner.

I'd like to see the response you get when you submit the bill to your medical insurance company.

Oh well, if any of you decide to give it a try, let us know how well it worked for you.

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Social media aroused, health authorities disturbed as Thailand pioneers penis whitening laser service

January 5, 2018

The Nation

Thailand is probably the first country in the world where services are available to lighten the skin tone of male genitalia.

Health authorities, however, have expressed worry and warned people about possible adverse impacts from such treatments.

“The skin of the private parts is sensitive. Such laser services may cause irritation, allergies and inflammation,” Health Service Support Department deputy director-general Dr Thongchai Keeratihuttayakorn said yesterday.

He added that such services would do more harm than good.

“What if your skin becomes spotted?” he asked rhetorically.

Thongchai said he had never heard of such services being available in other parts of the world.

He also pledged to encourage the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) to check if equipment used in such services had already been approved.

“If not, the service provider will be liable for punishment,” he said.

Laser services for skin lightening are nothing new in Thailand. But a social media post about lightening male genitalia has become the talk of the town.

A Facebook user, who goes by the name of "Atittayapa Photiya", posted a message about the services. She described herself as working for the Lelux Hospital.

“New services. Reduce pigmentation. Make penis whiter. No pain. No recuperation needed. Let’s tag people who should do it,” the post said.

The hospital has confirmed that the services are available and insisted that they are not dangerous.

A patient who had used the service said he “loved” laser facial treatments and had been keen to try the service when he found out it was available.

“And I am impressed with the results,” he said on condition of anonymity. “I will complete the programme of five laser treatments.”

According to AFP, Lelux Hospital’s genitalia whitening services have attracted about 100 men a month and they cost around $650 for five sessions.

Urologist Dr Kampanat Pornyoskrai said laser treatments on genitalia might have different results depending on each particular person.

“Usually, the male genitalia is darker than other parts of the body because of androgen,” he said. “No other medicines can change that.”

He said lasers could be used to whiten faces and might work as well for genitalia for some people.

“But before you go for it, study the bad points of laser treatments first,” Kampanat said.

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#2 Re: Would you like a whiter penis?

Postby Gaybutton » Sat Jan 06, 2018 2:14 am

Now that news about this "treatment" has hit the media, the involved hospital has been getting numerous inquiries and sign-ups.

WHY? Welcome to the latest item on my "I Don't Get It" list.
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Word of mouth about penis whitening attracts customers to hospital

January 06, 2018

By Mayuree Sukyingcharoenwong
The Nation

Health officials turned up at Lelux Hospital yesterday to investigate reports that it provides and advertises whitening services for male genitalia.

“They have come to ask for information about the services,” the hospital’s marketing manager Popol Tansakul told The Nation.

Popol said he had already assured the officials that laser treatments for male genitalia were safe because they focused more on crotches.

He admitted that health officials from the Nonthaburi Public Health Office had also asked about advertising the services.

“But we don’t advertise these services,” said Popol. “What has appeared on social media comes from a post by a hospital staffer. It’s not a post from our hospital.”

“New services. Reduce pigmentation. Make penis whiter. No pain. No recuperation needed. Let’s tag people who should do it,” read the post by Facebook user Atittayapa Photiya, who described herself as working for Lelux Hospital. On Thursday, the post was still on her Facebook page and received many shares and comments but it had been removed by press time yesterday.

Popol said that since the whitening service had received attention on social media his hospital had received many phone calls asking about the services.

“But in fact, we have already had a constant flow of customers. Word of mouth has done the job,” he said.

He said straight men, gays and trans people had all been among those to sign up for the procedure.

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#3 Re: Would you like a whiter penis?

Postby Gaybutton » Sat Jan 06, 2018 2:39 pm

Sheeeeeeeesh!!!
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Penis Bleaching - The Hot New Beauty Trend Sweeping Thailand

by Hoob

January 5th, 2018

Talk about whitewashing! There’s a new beauty treatment being offered to men at a clinic in Bangkok, Thailand that brings lasers a lot closer to men’s genitalia than James Bond would have ever been comfortable with. In general, skin whitening is a popularly sought out beauty treatment in the country, but it has recently been extending to men requesting the procedure for their penises as well.

It all started when one client asked for treatment on what he called “the dark part” of his groin. Since then, the popularity of penis bleaching has erupted to over 100 men a month, primarily between the ages of 22 and 55. Many of the clients, according to the clinic where it has become most popular, have been sought out by members of the LGBTQ community.

So, how much odes it cost to get your twig and berries lightened up? The clinic charges $650 for the complete course of treatment which runs for five sessions.

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#4 Re: Would you like a whiter penis?

Postby windwalker » Sun Jan 07, 2018 4:37 pm

The Nation wrote:Word of mouth about penis whitening attracts customers to hospital

Now that says it all.!!

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#5 Re: Would you like a whiter penis?

Postby Bangkokian » Mon Jan 22, 2018 2:43 pm

Colour is not the problem with mine.

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#6 Re: Would you like a whiter penis?

Postby thaiworthy » Mon Jan 22, 2018 10:01 pm

I couldn’t get any whiter. Thai boys see me and go snowblind.
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