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The trip from Bangkok to Pattaya was very quick as there was hardly any traffic. I didn't bother to unpack - I headed straight over to Tukom, looking for a massage.

I was out of luck. Apart from Somjit massage, which had about 10 guys sitting outside (none particularly attractive), the others seemed practically deserted with one one or two boys outside. I need to see the guys before I go inside ; once inside I find it very difficult to just walk out if I don't find any suitable candidate.

I decided to wander over to a massage place near Boyztown. I have been a frequent visitor there over the years and had a regular guy who was absolutely awesome in bed. But the last few times I've come to Pattaya he hasn't been there. So I was going to give it one last shot.

I turned the corner and headed down the soi and there he was! A huge smile came across his face as he immediately recognised me. I was over the moon. But he was waiting for a customer so I told him I'd be back tomorrow. Which is, of course, today. I'll be off to see him after I've posted this.

Straight to Goodboys in the evening. It didn't look promising as I didn't recognise any of the boys. Where are my regulars? Have they gone back home?

I decided to sit in the bar opposite and wait. I suddenly noticed someone waving at me from the semi-darkness of the bar. It was Chet! Thank God!

I signalled my intentions and he came over to me, flashing that famous smile. He explained that he was with a customer and asked me to wait.

So I waited. And waited.

I decided I couldn't wait any longer so chose a guy I'd been making eye contact with. As we walked in, lo and behold one of my regulars rushed up out of nowhere.

"Me next. Ok?"

"Sure. No probrem!"

We went behind the screen. I was about worried as I didn't know what to expect. Where are the two Tons when you need them! When All of Me bar was open opposite Goodboys they would tell me who was well hung and who wasn't. They had a very intimate knowledge of the boys' anatomy. So I was taking a bit of a chance here.

I gave a huge sigh of relief when he told me he was from Isaan. And he certainly lived up to the reputation. And was a lovely guy as well.

We had a great time and somehow I ended up with cum on my leg. I'm still wondering how that is physically possible, given the aiming direction.

I came out of the toilet and there was number two already waiting for me, mobile phone in hand. I first met this guy maybe 4 or more years ago and used to spent time with him behind the screen every night.

Ok. Now for Chet. But he still wasn't free so I promised him I'd come back later.

Over to Eros.

The bar was packed and there was a shortage of boys because one customer had 5 sitting with him. Eventually he left and I was immediately joined by a nice looking guy. But he was drunk and there was no way he would be able to do anything.

I looked up, only to see a cock in my face. He sat down and the fun started. But he couldn't get it up, no matter how hard he tried. Never mind, I could, so he worked on me instead. Later he told me he had already been serviced by two customers, so no wonder he was lacking in power.

It was great to see the bar busy again - there was heaps of action going on and a distinct shortage of cushions!

Time to head back to Goodboys. Chet was waiting, as were my two guys from early in the night wanting a repeat performance.

I think anyone who has met Chet would agree that he is absolutely adorable; such a genuine and affectionate boy. And as we know, a real handful. OMG! It just seems bigger every time I see it. The finish was as expected - he's a young guy and has dozens of porn movies on his phone so we know the outcome of that. He told me that he was very horny yesterday. He had three customers and then went back to his room and did it fourth time! Oh, to be young again!

Ok. Chet is done. Two more to go. But that's it. No more. My arm was about to fall off.

By now I was low on funds so had to do a cash dash back to the hotel. Then back to Eros as I had promised the guy I would return so he could sa-moke me. And he did.

I headed back out into the soi and found myself at a bit of a loose end. Having cum, more sex was not an option so I walked around for a while. The beer bars were doing a roaring trade. Has Sunees' imminent demise been exaggerated, I wondered. Mind you, it could be dead tonight.

So I decided to check out Nice boys. There were about 12 guys, some on stage and others sitting with customers - the bar was quite full - but I didn't find any of the boys attractive.

But then I spotted a gorgeous waiter so quickly called him over. His English is quite good so we managed to have a very interesting conversation.

He told me he used to be a ladyboy (!) but his parents objected so he just went back to being gay. He said he preferred being gay because he now doesn't have to spend hours putting on his make -up. I sort of pencilled him for later - I'm not too sure.

So that was day one. And I'm a bit tired, as you can proudly imagine. But I can't hang around, I've got a massage boy waiting for me!
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a447 wrote:Where are my regulars? Have they gone back home?
That is entirely possible. Many boys go back home for New Year. Getting bus tickets becomes more and more difficult as New Year's Eve approaches. They go when tickets are still available, so many have already gone.
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I arrived right on time and my massage guy was waiting patiently for me. We didn't get down to business straight away; instead, we sat and chatted about what had happened since we last met.

The massage part didn't last long, as we were both eager to get it on. I didn't have to do anything except liethere, close my eyes and enjoy.

Being gay, and being in the massage business for a long time, he knows exactly what to do. He is very skilled at his profession. He possesses every blowjob technique known to man, so much so that when I'm with him I'm tempted to just let him continue until I cum.

But he's got ideas and plenty of other tricks up his sleeve and I just go with the flow. One of his techniques is a topic I've been writing about recently - rimming. So after the long blowjob he rolled me over onto my stomach and off he went. Before too long he had me on all fours, rimming and jacking me at the same time. God, I love this guy!

On with the condom and in he went. And like my afternoon companion in Bangkok he can fuck forever and as usual, I had to eventually say "enough!" But not before we'd gone through multiple changes of position. If you want to enjoy a session with him you need to be very flexible. And he didn't just fuck me - he made love to me, which is one of the reasons I see him all the time. I love guys who are not only very talented in bed, but also take their time. Not many guys are like that, in my experience.

The chuck wow took a long time and we took turns working his cock. I asked him how on earth he chuck wowed and he said it was quite tiring. No surprise there. He was furiously jacking off while sa-moking me, eventually cumming on my chest. I finished a few seconds later.

We collapsed on the bed and just lay there in silence. We almost dozed off but were women by the noise in the room next door. A customer was wanking his massage guy and we both had a bit of a giggle when we heard him cum.

That is one downside to this place. The walls do not go right up to the ceiling - they share one air -conditioner - and so you can hear everything. That doesn't bother me, as we are all here for the same thing. Also, the place is very shabby and run down,

But there is a reason for this - they are closing and moving to Sunee Plaza in January, first opening up as a beer bar and then opening up a massage place.

And btw, Niceboys, I've been told by an expat, is closing down and moving to the old Sunny Boys site.

The more the merrier. Sunee is not done yet.
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447, your reports are gold level with just the right balance of detail and restraint, leaving something to the imagination. On top--or bottom--of that you're providing a wealth of data.

Keep it up!
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readerc54 wrote:Keep it up!
Seems to me he's doing a find job of that - even without use of Viagra . . .
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When the day comes when I have to resort to Viagra I think I'll jump off a building!
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Heading down the soi to Goodboys I just know there will be someone waiting for me. Tonight there were 5!

Nuu was first cab off the rank. When we had finished he just lay there quietly in my arms, savouring the moment. I love that look of contentment on the boys' faces. He gave me a kiss and we then went to clean up . We returned to the sofa where he promptly fell asleep on my lap.

But the other boys were circling. No rest time for the wicked. Damn! Just when I was enjoying the intimacy.

Chet changed places with Nuu and gave me a hug and a kiss - on the lips!! Ok, it wasn't full-on, but still, I really appreciated it. Afterall, he is totally straight.

Out came the equipment. It's fucking unbelievable. I'm in awe every time I see it, and I've seen it many, many times over the years. I still remember the first time I laid eyes on it. Surely it can't be real. It has to be silicone. No way can that monster be "original."

But of course, it is.

After we'd finished he thanked me, kissed me again and then we both sat there watching it slowly "deflate." It was an awesome sight. We then chatted for a while. We somehow manage to get past the language barrier, but it's not easy.

Three other guys were lined up but I had to decline as I wanted to go to Boyzboyzboyz for the show.

I thought I'd better get there early so I can get a seat down the front for the 10 pm show. No problem - it was barely a quarter full. But by the time the show started -10:30 - the place was packed. All Chinese, of course.

BBB has someone for everybody, from twinks to daddies and grand-dads. They were all wearing jeans. Only a few guys appealed to me, one of whom kept flashing his smile on my direction.

When the B-boys came on stage I went outside and there he was, sitting out in the Soi. He called me over. Wow, he's even cuter close up. But as soon as I sat down I realised he was way too fem for me. I wanted to get up and leave straight away but I thought that would be a bit rude, so I stayed and chatted. He's from Cambodia and told me he'd come to Pattaya because the money was a lot better.

I made my escape when the B-boys came outside. The rest of show was basically the same old, same old except for one new but totally inane act. It consisted of boys with hard -ons lining up behind a guy dressed as a woman. "She" bent over on a chair, the guy put a balloon up against "her" arse and pressed hard to pop it. And that was it - one balloon popped after another. Give me strength! Is that really the best they can do?

As usual there was cock everywhere you looked.

I walked out into the soi and wandered around a bit. Cupidol wasn't doing too well, nor was Prima. But overall, a nice crowd for a weekday I guess.

By now I was feeling a bit horny so decided to go to Eros for a repeat performance of the previous night. It was almost midnight and there were only 3 customers. Pancake, the waiter, told me they'd be closing in half an hour.

Sunees' crowd was down quite a bit on last night, understandably, but it certainly was far from deserted. Ting Tong Red seems to be doing ok - they have a lot of boys working there.

BTW I forgot to tell you what my massage guy told me today. He said the reason they were moving to Sunee was because the rent is cheaper there, but also because the owner was sick and tired of paying tea money to every policeman who decided to drop by every day to collect. Apparently, some ask for 500 baht, others 1000, and so on. The amounts are small but obviously it all adds up.
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After my massage we sat down on the bed and enjoyed the various noises coming from the room next-door. When another room is occupied they turn on the music to disguise what's going on, but the speakers are stuffed and there are long periods of time when nothing comes out of them.

Today we heard the voice of what sounded like a young Englishman. He was encouraging the boy to do something.

"Try it! Just try!" he was saying.

Try what, I wonder. The mind boggles.

The rest of our chat consisted of him telling me he was going to try a new position tomorrow and me trying to guess what it is. To be honest, I don't think there are many positions left. He's quite an expert and loves looking at the action in the mirror that covers the wall next to the bed.

I got dressed and put on my glasses, only to find the frame was broken so I went to the optician in Royal Garden to get them fixed. The bad news was that I needed new lenses. I had the glasses made in Bangkok a few years ago and paid extra for the German lenses, so I was really pissed off that they hadn't lasted very long.

A young girl did the eye testing and then a young guy told me he would measure my face to check the shape of the lenses. I'd spoken to him earlier and had held his wrist while I admired his gold bracelet.

I sat down and he drew up a chair in front of me. He had to lean forward to put the instrument to my eyes so I found myself sitting with one leg between his. He touched my leg with his knee as he came even closer and I reciprocated ever so slightly.

When he was finished he asked me if I had a boyfriend. I told me I didn't and he said that he was available! If I hadn't already had dinner I would have invited him to join me.

Walking back along the street down by Boyztown I passed one of the massage places and witnessed something new. I got the call.

"Massa ~?"

I turned around to see two massage guys sitting on a bench. One had his hand between the others guy's legs, openly groping him! In public! Only in Thailand!

Tonight I started off as usual at Goodboys and took the two guys in the same order as last night. But tonight was different - the first guy wasn't himself; he seemed very sleepy. Could be be on something, I wondered.

He turned to one of the guys - the one with the silicone cock - and asked to borrow his phone with all the porn on it but his so-called "friend" demanded 20 baht. So we did it without the movies and it took about half an hour.

Chet was with a customer so I decided to head over to Eros. I sat with a new guy tonight. He soon told me he hadn't cum in days so I was happy to oblige.

Back to Goodboys for Chet. When we'd finished I suggested he reciprocate, which he gladly agreed to. But his technique wasn't very good at all; no surprise there as he's used to something a little...err....larger. Also, I don't think he's had much experience servicing customers as he's usually on the receiving end. Never mind.

Off to BBB. I got there at 11 and it was standing room only. I couldn't even get in the door, so I decided to wait till the midnight show and took a look insude Cupidol.

Wow! Very nice. Lots of guys and very modern. Soft drinks 160, alcohol 180. As I left Iran into number 53 outside. Gorgeous. Another boy to pencil in.

The sexy boy show was nothing special, if you've seen it before. Add in the past, the highlight for me was Mr Every Gay Man's Wet Dream. He's still gorgeous and still has that body to die for. And as always you never get to see his impressive hard-on, as it's always kept in his pants or covered up.

He took part in a new act - simulated fucking. I just kept telling myself it was real.

The sexy boy show was spoilt by a group of Chinese women who had obviously never seen anything like it. Their piercing screams during the big cock show gave me a headache and, of course, merely encouraged more guys to show their junk in their faces.

And finally, drop into BBB is you want to see the latest and greatest Thai hair styles. They range from the sublime to the utterly ridiculous.

There was a new guy there tonight whose hair had been dyed silver and shaped into a wedge on the top. Not a hair was out of place. He was an arrogant prick - god's gift to women.

A elderly male couple told the waiter they wanted him to sit with them. The boy flatly refused.

And this is a change I've noticed. The guys are all straight and because so many Chinese women are in the audience, that's where their attention now lies. We are old news, I'm afraid.
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My massage boy led me upstairs to our usual room. Today he had a surprise for me - a sex position involving a chair. Unfortunately, the room was already occupied so we moved next door to a room with no chair. Oh well, I wasn't particularly disappointed, given that I think the position required me to be something of a contortionist.

The massage place ran out of massage cream and only had oil, which I hate. They refused to buy a new supply because they are about to close down. So today I turned up to find my masseur had gone out and bought some cream, just for me. The only problem is, it was really cheap - 100 baht - so who knows what's in it. Something tells me I should have bought my own and taken it along.

Straight over to Goodboys after dinner with some board members. Tonight Nuu performed beautifully and again feel asleep with me on the sofa after the deed.

Chet was supposed to be next but he was taken by a couple of guys while Nuu and I were busy. I looked through the screen behind me and there was one of the guys rimming him. What's with all this rimming all of a sudden??

In the meantime a new guy came and sat with us and watched the action. It was obvious what he wanted so Nuu got up and changed places. The new guy's name is Ben and he's from Isaan. You know the rest.

Then over to Eros. The place was practically deserted.

An Asian guy sat down, grabbed a boy and started having his way with him. He didn't want to buy the boy a drink but was eventually told it was the custom to do so. He left the bar without tipping the boy! Unbelievable.

My plan was to spend some time in Eros while Chet recovered but one thing led to another and I came to a sticky end.

So over to BBB. I arrived around 11 but there weren't any seats in the front row so I hung around till the 10:30 show finished.

The highlight of the evening was not the show. It was a guy who looked like he was in his fifties who came in dressed in white spangled hot pants which continued up to his chest to form a kind of bra. He had a white garter on each leg and was wearing flip-flops and carrying a white fan. He's obviously a regular in the bar as none of the boys batted an eyelid.

What can I say? Good on him! That's his way of expressing himself and he's not harming anyone. I wonder if he walks around during the day dressed like that.
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Goodboys has really taken off since I was last here. Plenty of boys and there have been customers every time I've visited this trip - a far cry from the times when I was the only customer. In those days you could drop in any time and chances are the boys would be up for it. But not any more.

An observation. I saw a world map showing all the various cock sizes of guys, country by country. Thailand was, from memory, towards the bottom. I find this very difficult to believe.

Why? Well, if you go into any gogo bar which has a big cock show you will see that a large proportion of the guys who stand on stage in their undies re-appear in the show. Last night in BBB I counted around 28 guys, which is around 50% of their boys. Same for the bars in Soi Twilight. They don't bring in hung guys for the show - they just use their own guys.

And all the guys I've had the pleasure to know in Goodboys have massive members. Way more than half, I suspect. The others I have yet to get intimately acquainted with.

I know one can't extrapolate from those figures that a majority of Thais are hung.

But is over 50% just a coincidence? I'm presuming here that the gogo bars do not stipulate a big cock as a prerequisite for employment. I'll find out what BBB requires of its boys when my "special friend" comes back to visit me tonight. He knows.
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